Archive for August, 2013

On your feet


It needed time to see whether it would succeed (or indeed to gauge the magnitude of the failure), and it seemed only polite to let the salons know first, but now the figures are back, the jury has sat down and the lead juror is on her feet and clearing her throat. Hair does not […]



Don’t contradict me, because on this matter I am certain. I’ll wager I have done it a good two or three times more often than you have, on yesterday afternoon alone. Take yesterday in toto off the table, however, and I’ll grant my research was only theoretical. But what of it – with yesterday back […]