Archive for April, 2010

Can flies honestly be as thick as they make out? The excitement of the warm weather’s arrival has been mitigated if not crapped on by the return of the bluebottles. Actually, I don’t know if they are bluebottles. Some of them seem to be a bit rust coloured, some are a bit flecky, and some […]


It’s hard to avoid it, so I’m not going to try. What about that ash cloud, eh? I’m still snorting in the street at the thought of the business big cheese who was refused passage on a ferry as a foot passenger because there was no space left, but was offered a ticket for a […]


Fruit digestives are a newfangled notion, and if Mr McVitie didn’t get there first, it’s a good idea to ask why.